“Little Rabbit Foo Foo
Running through the forest
Scooping up the door mice
And bopping them on the head!
Down came the Good Fairy, and she said:
“Little Rabbit Foo Foo
I don’t wanna see you
Scooping up the field mice
And bopping them on the head!
I will give you three chances,
And if you don’t behave, I will turn you into a GOON!”
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The alternate lyric to “I don’t want to see you” is “I don’t like what you do”
Hare today, goon tomorrow.
Interesting how these things vary over time and culture. The version I know has the following changes:
s/Rabbit/Bunny/
s/Running/Hopping/
s/door/field/
s/Good Fairy/Fairy Godmother/
And the goon conversion naturally sounds like a “raspberry”.