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How to opt out of Google and protect your privacy: Move to remote village

How to opt out of Google and protect your privacy: Move to remote village:

Google may be the top search engine in the world, and it may collect a lot of data about you if you use its email, chat, photo, or video services. Heck, even if you’ve avoided every Google product, Google probably still knows a few things about you if you’ve ever done anything that might have possibly left a trail on the web. But America’s finest news source, The Onion, lets us know that Google has a new service that lets you opt out. All you have to do is click the opt-out button and a van will show up at your door and relocate you to a remote 22 acre village where you’ll be expected to sever all connections with the outside world.

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(Via download squad)

One Comment

  1. Posted September 21, 2009 at 7:15 pm | #

    Mmmmm…remote villages! #delicious.

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